Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ... Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men? PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn .......... Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love? PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not? Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!! | 
